Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He felt like a one man threesome
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He has the fingertips of a God
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
