Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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