Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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