You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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