only if we run a train.
done.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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