Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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