everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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