Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
