Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
