I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
