..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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