I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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