I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
time to smoke my breakfast
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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