I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
