Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
im holly from the hills drunk
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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