oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
