They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you traded sex for a burrito?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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