does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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