why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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