Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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