We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
