Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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