Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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