It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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