hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
