Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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