he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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