check it out our google latitudes are spooning
her vagine was all disorganized.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just gargled with NyQuil
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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