I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Umm I'm too high to move.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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