Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Randomize
