Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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