sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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