please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize