just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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