look no pants
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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