Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Send help, water and tortillas.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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