Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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