North Korea, Best Korea!
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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