Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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