there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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