flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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