I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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