That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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