she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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