Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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