I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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