Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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