so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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