Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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