I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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