I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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